Even the Grinch’s tiny heart would grow three sizes for these showstopping roasts. We’ve perfected every technique, from our famous prime rib that had all of Whoville asking for seconds to a tenderloin that’s worthy of the Christmas feast. These recipes aren’t just dinner – they’re guaranteed to bring joy to every table, and they’re so good that even a Grinch would share.
The Roast Beast That Stole Christmas
Even a Grinch couldn’t resist our perfectly-timed prime rib with its edge-to-edge rosy center. The garlic-herb crust is so good, you’ll want to guard your leftovers from those sneaky Whos.
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The Grinch’s Favorite Money-Saving Trick
Turn humble round roast into a luxury feast with our sous vide technique. The herb butter sear is the finishing touch that’ll have all of Whoville thinking you robbed the butcher’s bank.
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Whoville’s Most Requested Smoked Tenderloin
Our reverse-sear technique creates a roast beast so perfect, it could unite all of Whoville. The smoky flavor and medium-rare center make this recipe worthy of the grandest feast table.
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Cindy Lou Who’s Favorite Pellet Grill Prime Rib
Our timing chart ensures a savory crust and rosy center that’ll make your feast famous from Mount Crumpit to Whoville. The step-by-step guide is so simple, even the Grinch could nail it on his first try.
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The Pork Roast That Saved Christmas
Our secret seasoning blend has Whos convinced they’re dining at the fanciest feast in Whoville. This holiday roast consistently makes guests forget about roast beast altogether.
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Smoky Roast Beast (No Mount Crumpit Required)
This Jack Daniel’s wood chip method turns your regular gas grill into a feast-worthy smoker. The umami-garlic crust and creamy horseradish sauce will have all of Whoville lined up at your door.
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Charcoal-Kissed Roast Beast
The hickory smoke and garlic-herb crust make this roast worthy of the grandest Whoville feast. Our readers say the umami flavor is so good, it made their hearts grow three sizes.:
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The Most Wallet-Friendly Roast Beast in Whoville
Save enough gold for Cindy Lou Who’s presents while serving a tenderloin that tastes like it cost triple. Our temperature guide ensures steakhouse perfection that’ll make the Grinch himself ask for the recipe.
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The Crown Jewel of Whoville
This Moroccan-spiced crown roast will make your feast table look like it belongs in the Whoville history books. The ras el hanout seasoning blend has become our most requested recipe from Who to Who.
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The Foolproof Feast-Winner
Our reverse-sear technique makes prime rib so perfect, it’ll make the Grinch’s heart grow three sizes. Follow our step-by-step guide and watch your guests’ faces light up brighter than a Whoville Christmas tree.
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The Budget-Friendly Feast Master
This herb-rubbed top round proves you don’t need a Whoville-sized budget to serve an impressive roast. Our perfect timing method ensures every slice is juicy enough to make the Grinch ask for seconds.
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Max-Approved Smoked Prime Rib
This Traeger method adds a smoky flavor that’ll have everyone in Whoville asking for seconds. Even the Grinch’s faithful dog Max knows this is no ordinary roast beast.
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The Feast-Stealing Surf & Turf
This crab-stuffed tenderloin is what made the Grinch realize dinner could be better shared. The imperial crab filling and perfect medium-rare cook will have your guests’ hearts growing three sizes.
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The Wild Roast Beast
This herb-crusted venison rack would make any Who’s feast unforgettable. The perfect medium-rare center and savory crust prove this isn’t your average roast beast.
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Mount Crumpit’s Grilled Prime Rib
Down in Whoville, they say this grilled prime rib recipe made the Grinch’s small heart grow three sizes that day. The perfect char and juicy center prove that sometimes the simplest recipes make the biggest impact.
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The Roast Beast to Make a Grinch’s Mouth Water
This sous vide method delivers the kind of perfect edge-to-edge pink that would make even the Grinch’s mouth water. The au jus is so good, you’ll catch your guests tilting their plates to get every last drop.
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The Tenderloin That Made Whoville Sing
This smoky grilled tenderloin has a flavor so perfect, it inspired a Who-ville chorus. Our step-by-step guide ensures results that’ll make your heart grow three sizes with the very first bite.
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The Grinch’s Foolproof Sous Vide Secret
Our sous vide method makes tenderloin so perfect, even a heart two sizes too small would share. The edge-to-edge pink and beautiful sear will have all of Whoville wondering how you did it.
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The One-Hour Feast Miracle
This foolproof lamb rack recipe takes just eight ingredients and 60 minutes to make the Grinch’s heart grow. The perfectly grilled results will have all of Whoville wondering how you did it in such little time.
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The Ultimate Whoville Smoked Roast
Our step-by-step guide makes smoking the perfect roast easier than stealing Christmas. The smoky flavor and tender medium-rare slices will have even the meanest Grinch coming back for seconds.
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